things that make me want to punch you in the face

trump

not thinking about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting QR codes on your website

stealing

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

bros

not caring about others around you

littering

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

calling yourself a “social media expert”

asking me to put a QR code on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

using IE6 (or IE8)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cheating

hurting my friends

not taking responsibility for your actions

stupidity

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

punching me in the face

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

homophobia

self righteousness

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not following through with things you commit to

being a douchebag

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

racism

lying

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting me off in traffic

denying climate change

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

playing dumb

auto DM’s

unnecessary group facebook messages

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

irresponsibility

those auto generated horoscope tweets

taking my stuff

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

being rude

telemarketing calls

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

punchintheface

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sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.