trump
not thinking about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
stealing
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bros
not caring about others around you
littering
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
calling yourself a “social media expert”
asking me to put a QR code on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cheating
hurting my friends
not taking responsibility for your actions
stupidity
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
punching me in the face
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
homophobia
self righteousness
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not following through with things you commit to
being a douchebag
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
racism
lying
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting me off in traffic
denying climate change
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
playing dumb
auto DM’s
unnecessary group facebook messages
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
irresponsibility
those auto generated horoscope tweets
taking my stuff
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
being rude
telemarketing calls
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
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sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.