hitch balls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using IE6 (or IE8)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
punching me in the face
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
irresponsibility
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not listening
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
auto DM’s
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
disrespecting others
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not following through with things you commit to
stealing
putting QR codes on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
playing dumb
calling yourself a “social media expert”
telemarketing calls
not caring about others around you
racism
cutting me off in traffic
trump
not thinking about others around you
not taking responsibility for your actions
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
homophobia
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting in front of me in line
hurting my friends
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
denying climate change
those auto generated horoscope tweets
lying
being rude
self righteousness
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cheating
littering
bluetooth douche bags
stupidity
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
taking my stuff
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)