things that make me want to punch you in the face

hitch balls

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using IE6 (or IE8)

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

punching me in the face

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

irresponsibility

punchintheface

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not listening

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

auto DM’s

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

being a douchebag

disrespecting others

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not following through with things you commit to

stealing

putting QR codes on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

playing dumb

calling yourself a “social media expert”

telemarketing calls

not caring about others around you

racism

cutting me off in traffic

trump

not thinking about others around you

not taking responsibility for your actions

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

homophobia

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting in front of me in line

hurting my friends

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

denying climate change

those auto generated horoscope tweets

lying

being rude

self righteousness

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cheating

littering

bluetooth douche bags

stupidity

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bros

taking my stuff

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)