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slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
taking my stuff
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
lying
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
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asking me to put a QR code on your website
bros
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not caring about others around you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
calling yourself a “social media expert”
hitch balls
punching me in the face
auto DM’s
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
self righteousness
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
being a douchebag
not following through with things you commit to
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
irresponsibility
denying climate change
racism
stupidity
stealing
littering
using IE6 (or IE8)
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not taking responsibility for your actions
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
telemarketing calls
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
playing dumb
putting QR codes on your website
disrespecting others
cutting me off in traffic
not thinking about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
unnecessary group facebook messages
being rude
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not listening
hurting my friends
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
homophobia
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting in front of me in line
cheating
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