things that make me want to punch you in the face

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slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

taking my stuff

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

lying

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

punchintheface

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asking me to put a QR code on your website

bros

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not caring about others around you

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

calling yourself a “social media expert”

hitch balls

punching me in the face

auto DM’s

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

self righteousness

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

being a douchebag

not following through with things you commit to

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

irresponsibility

denying climate change

racism

stupidity

stealing

littering

using IE6 (or IE8)

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not taking responsibility for your actions

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

telemarketing calls

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

trump

playing dumb

putting QR codes on your website

disrespecting others

cutting me off in traffic

not thinking about others around you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

unnecessary group facebook messages

being rude

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not listening

hurting my friends

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

homophobia

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting in front of me in line

cheating

tYPe lIk3 DiS..