putting QR codes on your website
taking my stuff
bluetooth douche bags
littering
denying climate change
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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
self righteousness
punching me in the face
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
using IE6 (or IE8)
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
auto DM’s
disrespecting others
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hitch balls
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
being rude
homophobia
bros
not listening
not thinking about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
racism
cutting me off in traffic
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cheating
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
telemarketing calls
lying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
playing dumb
stealing
cutting in front of me in line
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stupidity
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not caring about others around you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
trump
hurting my friends