things that make me want to punch you in the face

putting QR codes on your website

taking my stuff

bluetooth douche bags

littering

denying climate change

punchintheface

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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

self righteousness

punching me in the face

irresponsibility

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

using IE6 (or IE8)

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

auto DM’s

disrespecting others

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hitch balls

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

being rude

homophobia

bros

not listening

not thinking about others around you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

racism

cutting me off in traffic

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cheating

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

telemarketing calls

lying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

asking me to put a QR code on your website

playing dumb

stealing

cutting in front of me in line

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stupidity

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not caring about others around you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not following through with things you commit to

trump

hurting my friends