cutting in front of me in line
unnecessary group facebook messages
telemarketing calls
stealing
not listening
racism
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
calling yourself a “social media expert”
being rude
stupidity
not taking responsibility for your actions
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not following through with things you commit to
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
taking my stuff
denying climate change
bros
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
hurting my friends
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
asking me to put a QR code on your website
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auto DM’s
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
irresponsibility
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
using IE6 (or IE8)
self righteousness
lying
playing dumb
disrespecting others
cheating
littering
homophobia
punching me in the face
being a douchebag
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not caring about others around you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting me off in traffic
hitch balls
bluetooth douche bags
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming