things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting in front of me in line

unnecessary group facebook messages

telemarketing calls

stealing

not listening

racism

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

calling yourself a “social media expert”

being rude

stupidity

not taking responsibility for your actions

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not following through with things you commit to

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

taking my stuff

denying climate change

bros

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

hurting my friends

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

asking me to put a QR code on your website

punchintheface

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auto DM’s

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

irresponsibility

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

trump

using IE6 (or IE8)

self righteousness

lying

playing dumb

disrespecting others

cheating

littering

homophobia

punching me in the face

being a douchebag

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not caring about others around you

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting me off in traffic

hitch balls

bluetooth douche bags

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not thinking about others around you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming