things that make me want to punch you in the face

trump

being rude

unnecessary group facebook messages

hitch balls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

playing dumb

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not caring about others around you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

cheating

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

homophobia

stealing

being a douchebag

bluetooth douche bags

bros

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

punchintheface

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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

telemarketing calls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

auto DM’s

not listening

disrespecting others

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting me off in traffic

asking me to put a QR code on your website

irresponsibility

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting QR codes on your website

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

using IE6 (or IE8)

lying

self righteousness

not thinking about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stupidity

hurting my friends

littering

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not following through with things you commit to

denying climate change

punching me in the face

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

taking my stuff