trump
being rude
unnecessary group facebook messages
hitch balls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
playing dumb
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not caring about others around you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
cheating
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
homophobia
stealing
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
bros
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
telemarketing calls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
racism
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
auto DM’s
not listening
disrespecting others
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting me off in traffic
asking me to put a QR code on your website
irresponsibility
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting in front of me in line
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
using IE6 (or IE8)
lying
self righteousness
not thinking about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stupidity
hurting my friends
littering
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not following through with things you commit to
denying climate change
punching me in the face
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
taking my stuff