homophobia
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting me off in traffic
using IE6 (or IE8)
hitch balls
trump
not taking responsibility for your actions
not listening
not thinking about others around you
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
denying climate change
self righteousness
racism
stupidity
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting QR codes on your website
irresponsibility
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cheating
calling yourself a “social media expert”
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
disrespecting others
unnecessary group facebook messages
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
punching me in the face
cutting in front of me in line
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bluetooth douche bags
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
taking my stuff
being rude
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hurting my friends
being a douchebag
auto DM’s
not following through with things you commit to
not caring about others around you
lying
bros
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
telemarketing calls
stealing