calling yourself a “social media expert”
stupidity
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playing dumb
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
lying
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
homophobia
telemarketing calls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
trump
taking my stuff
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
not caring about others around you
being rude
irresponsibility
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
stealing
bros
cutting in front of me in line
denying climate change
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
self righteousness
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cheating
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
disrespecting others
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not taking responsibility for your actions
punching me in the face
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
not listening
using IE6 (or IE8)
bluetooth douche bags
cutting me off in traffic
being a douchebag
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
racism
tYPe lIk3 DiS..