playing dumb
not listening
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cheating
not following through with things you commit to
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
taking my stuff
hitch balls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
irresponsibility
homophobia
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
punching me in the face
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
asking me to put a QR code on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being a douchebag
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering
not caring about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting me off in traffic
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
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sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”
trump
self righteousness
being rude
bluetooth douche bags
not thinking about others around you
hurting my friends
stealing
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
disrespecting others
not taking responsibility for your actions
auto DM’s
telemarketing calls
denying climate change
racism
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
cutting in front of me in line
bros
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting QR codes on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
lying