sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
being rude
disrespecting others
taking my stuff
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting in front of me in line
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
trump
homophobia
not listening
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stupidity
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
telemarketing calls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
punching me in the face
bluetooth douche bags
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not caring about others around you
auto DM’s
littering
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not taking responsibility for your actions
not thinking about others around you
irresponsibility
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
unnecessary group facebook messages
cheating
racism
self righteousness
stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not following through with things you commit to
lying
denying climate change
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
playing dumb
hurting my friends
being a douchebag
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hitch balls