things that make me want to punch you in the face

playing dumb

not listening

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cheating

not following through with things you commit to

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

taking my stuff

hitch balls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

irresponsibility

homophobia

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

punching me in the face

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

asking me to put a QR code on your website

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

littering

not caring about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting me off in traffic

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

punchintheface

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sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

stupidity

calling yourself a “social media expert”

trump

self righteousness

being rude

bluetooth douche bags

not thinking about others around you

hurting my friends

stealing

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

using IE6 (or IE8)

disrespecting others

not taking responsibility for your actions

auto DM’s

telemarketing calls

denying climate change

racism

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

cutting in front of me in line

bros

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting QR codes on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

lying