things that make me want to punch you in the face

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

being rude

disrespecting others

taking my stuff

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting QR codes on your website

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cutting in front of me in line

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

trump

homophobia

not listening

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

stupidity

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

telemarketing calls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

punching me in the face

bluetooth douche bags

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not caring about others around you

auto DM’s

littering

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not taking responsibility for your actions

not thinking about others around you

irresponsibility

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

cutting me off in traffic

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

unnecessary group facebook messages

cheating

racism

self righteousness

stealing

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not following through with things you commit to

lying

denying climate change

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bros

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

playing dumb

hurting my friends

being a douchebag

punchintheface

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hitch balls