putting QR codes on your website
hitch balls
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not following through with things you commit to
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
homophobia
not listening
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being rude
self righteousness
hurting my friends
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
littering
unnecessary group facebook messages
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bluetooth douche bags
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
auto DM’s
lying
not taking responsibility for your actions
stupidity
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not caring about others around you
stealing
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting me off in traffic
trump
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
denying climate change
being a douchebag
cheating
racism
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
asking me to put a QR code on your website
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
telemarketing calls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
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having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
irresponsibility
punching me in the face
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
cutting in front of me in line
using IE6 (or IE8)
taking my stuff
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)