things that make me want to punch you in the face

putting QR codes on your website

hitch balls

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not following through with things you commit to

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

homophobia

not listening

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

those auto generated horoscope tweets

being rude

self righteousness

hurting my friends

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

littering

unnecessary group facebook messages

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bluetooth douche bags

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

auto DM’s

lying

not taking responsibility for your actions

stupidity

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not caring about others around you

stealing

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

cutting me off in traffic

trump

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

denying climate change

being a douchebag

cheating

racism

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bros

asking me to put a QR code on your website

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

telemarketing calls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

punchintheface

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having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

irresponsibility

punching me in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

cutting in front of me in line

using IE6 (or IE8)

taking my stuff

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)