things that make me want to punch you in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

bros

cutting me off in traffic

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

being a douchebag

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

homophobia

auto DM’s

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

putting QR codes on your website

bluetooth douche bags

self righteousness

being rude

punching me in the face

cheating

stealing

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not listening

calling yourself a “social media expert”

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

unnecessary group facebook messages

hurting my friends

littering

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

trump

irresponsibility

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

denying climate change

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

lying

stupidity

punchintheface

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not caring about others around you

not thinking about others around you

hitch balls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

taking my stuff

playing dumb

using IE6 (or IE8)

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

telemarketing calls

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook