leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bros
cutting me off in traffic
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
being a douchebag
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
homophobia
auto DM’s
not following through with things you commit to
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
putting QR codes on your website
bluetooth douche bags
self righteousness
being rude
punching me in the face
cheating
stealing
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not listening
calling yourself a “social media expert”
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
unnecessary group facebook messages
hurting my friends
littering
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
trump
irresponsibility
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
racism
lying
stupidity
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not caring about others around you
not thinking about others around you
hitch balls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
taking my stuff
playing dumb
using IE6 (or IE8)
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
telemarketing calls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook