things that make me want to punch you in the face

irresponsibility

stealing

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

racism

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

telemarketing calls

unnecessary group facebook messages

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hurting my friends

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

cutting me off in traffic

not taking responsibility for your actions

not listening

lying

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

calling yourself a “social media expert”

disrespecting others

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

taking my stuff

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting QR codes on your website

denying climate change

punchintheface

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adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

auto DM’s

not following through with things you commit to

using IE6 (or IE8)

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

hitch balls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not thinking about others around you

littering

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

trump

bros

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stupidity

being rude

bluetooth douche bags

punching me in the face

cheating

homophobia

not caring about others around you

self righteousness