self righteousness
homophobia
putting QR codes on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not following through with things you commit to
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
bluetooth douche bags
playing dumb
trump
taking my stuff
racism
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
hurting my friends
lying
being a douchebag
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not thinking about others around you
irresponsibility
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
punching me in the face
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
disrespecting others
calling yourself a “social media expert”
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not listening
auto DM’s
unnecessary group facebook messages
being rude
denying climate change
cheating
telemarketing calls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
bros
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stealing
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not taking responsibility for your actions
asking me to put a QR code on your website
stupidity
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
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Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
hitch balls
not caring about others around you