things that make me want to punch you in the face

self righteousness

homophobia

putting QR codes on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not following through with things you commit to

cutting in front of me in line

cutting me off in traffic

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

bluetooth douche bags

playing dumb

trump

taking my stuff

racism

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

hurting my friends

lying

being a douchebag

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not thinking about others around you

irresponsibility

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

littering

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

punching me in the face

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

disrespecting others

calling yourself a “social media expert”

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not listening

auto DM’s

unnecessary group facebook messages

being rude

denying climate change

cheating

telemarketing calls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

bros

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stealing

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not taking responsibility for your actions

asking me to put a QR code on your website

stupidity

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

punchintheface

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Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

hitch balls

not caring about others around you