having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
being rude
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not following through with things you commit to
bluetooth douche bags
hitch balls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
irresponsibility
telemarketing calls
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being a douchebag
racism
not taking responsibility for your actions
unnecessary group facebook messages
trump
homophobia
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
self righteousness
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not caring about others around you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
taking my stuff
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stealing
denying climate change
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
lying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting me off in traffic
cutting in front of me in line
not listening
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
disrespecting others
not thinking about others around you
auto DM’s
playing dumb
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
cheating
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stupidity
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument