tYPe lIk3 DiS..
asking me to put a QR code on your website
self righteousness
irresponsibility
trump
lying
playing dumb
homophobia
cutting me off in traffic
being rude
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
stealing
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
punching me in the face
not caring about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not following through with things you commit to
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
denying climate change
hurting my friends
auto DM’s
putting QR codes on your website
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
those auto generated horoscope tweets
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
not listening
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
telemarketing calls
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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
taking my stuff
cheating
hitch balls
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages
not thinking about others around you
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stupidity
disrespecting others
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using IE6 (or IE8)
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming