things that make me want to punch you in the face

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

being rude

punchintheface

.

not following through with things you commit to

bluetooth douche bags

hitch balls

calling yourself a “social media expert”

irresponsibility

telemarketing calls

putting QR codes on your website

punching me in the face

asking me to put a QR code on your website

being a douchebag

racism

not taking responsibility for your actions

unnecessary group facebook messages

trump

homophobia

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

self righteousness

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using IE6 (or IE8)

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not caring about others around you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

taking my stuff

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stealing

denying climate change

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

lying

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting me off in traffic

cutting in front of me in line

not listening

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

disrespecting others

not thinking about others around you

auto DM’s

playing dumb

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

littering

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bros

cheating

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stupidity

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument