things that make me want to punch you in the face

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

asking me to put a QR code on your website

self righteousness

irresponsibility

trump

lying

playing dumb

homophobia

cutting me off in traffic

being rude

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

stealing

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punching me in the face

not caring about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not following through with things you commit to

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

denying climate change

hurting my friends

auto DM’s

putting QR codes on your website

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting in front of me in line

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

those auto generated horoscope tweets

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

littering

being a douchebag

bluetooth douche bags

not listening

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

telemarketing calls

punchintheface

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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not taking responsibility for your actions

calling yourself a “social media expert”

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

taking my stuff

cheating

hitch balls

bros

unnecessary group facebook messages

not thinking about others around you

racism

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stupidity

disrespecting others

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using IE6 (or IE8)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming