being rude
those auto generated horoscope tweets
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hitch balls
lying
irresponsibility
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unnecessary group facebook messages
hurting my friends
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bros
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting me off in traffic
homophobia
using IE6 (or IE8)
bluetooth douche bags
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
taking my stuff
littering
disrespecting others
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
telemarketing calls
not following through with things you commit to
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
trump
racism
not taking responsibility for your actions
auto DM’s
self righteousness
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
denying climate change
putting QR codes on your website
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
punching me in the face
playing dumb
cheating
not caring about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
stealing
not listening
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stupidity