things that make me want to punch you in the face

being rude

those auto generated horoscope tweets

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hitch balls

lying

irresponsibility

punchintheface

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unnecessary group facebook messages

hurting my friends

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

bros

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting me off in traffic

homophobia

using IE6 (or IE8)

bluetooth douche bags

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

taking my stuff

littering

disrespecting others

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

telemarketing calls

not following through with things you commit to

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

trump

racism

not taking responsibility for your actions

auto DM’s

self righteousness

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change

putting QR codes on your website

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

punching me in the face

playing dumb

cheating

not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

stealing

not listening

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

stupidity