things that make me want to punch you in the face

auto DM’s

hitch balls

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

using IE6 (or IE8)

stealing

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

trump

those auto generated horoscope tweets

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not taking responsibility for your actions

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

self righteousness

being a douchebag

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting QR codes on your website

telemarketing calls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

unnecessary group facebook messages

not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you

stupidity

taking my stuff

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

punching me in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

irresponsibility

denying climate change

cutting me off in traffic

lying

playing dumb

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being rude

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hurting my friends

racism

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punchintheface

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disrespecting others

bluetooth douche bags

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

homophobia

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting in front of me in line

not caring about others around you

littering

cheating

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

bros

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not listening