auto DM’s
hitch balls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
stealing
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
trump
those auto generated horoscope tweets
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
self righteousness
being a douchebag
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting QR codes on your website
telemarketing calls
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
unnecessary group facebook messages
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
stupidity
taking my stuff
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
punching me in the face
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
denying climate change
cutting me off in traffic
lying
playing dumb
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being rude
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
racism
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
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disrespecting others
bluetooth douche bags
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
homophobia
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting in front of me in line
not caring about others around you
littering
cheating
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
bros
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not listening