things that make me want to punch you in the face

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

lying

cheating

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cutting me off in traffic

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

bros

being rude

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

punching me in the face

not caring about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

telemarketing calls

littering

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

racism

denying climate change

self righteousness

not listening

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stealing

being a douchebag

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not thinking about others around you

taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hurting my friends

playing dumb

cutting in front of me in line

unnecessary group facebook messages

trump

irresponsibility

using IE6 (or IE8)

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting QR codes on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punchintheface

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not following through with things you commit to

bluetooth douche bags

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

auto DM’s

disrespecting others

stupidity

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

calling yourself a “social media expert”

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

hitch balls

homophobia

asking me to put a QR code on your website