things that make me want to punch you in the face

unnecessary group facebook messages

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

those auto generated horoscope tweets

irresponsibility

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

bluetooth douche bags

not listening

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

auto DM’s

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

cheating

not caring about others around you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

taking my stuff

lying

littering

asking me to put a QR code on your website

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

punching me in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not thinking about others around you

punchintheface

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cutting me off in traffic

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stealing

hitch balls

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

playing dumb

hurting my friends

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

homophobia

cutting in front of me in line

denying climate change

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

telemarketing calls

self righteousness

racism

putting QR codes on your website

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using IE6 (or IE8)

stupidity

trump

being rude

disrespecting others

not taking responsibility for your actions

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bros

being a douchebag