unnecessary group facebook messages
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
those auto generated horoscope tweets
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bluetooth douche bags
not listening
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
auto DM’s
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cheating
not caring about others around you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
taking my stuff
lying
littering
asking me to put a QR code on your website
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
punching me in the face
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not thinking about others around you
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cutting me off in traffic
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stealing
hitch balls
not following through with things you commit to
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
playing dumb
hurting my friends
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
homophobia
cutting in front of me in line
denying climate change
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
telemarketing calls
self righteousness
racism
putting QR codes on your website
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using IE6 (or IE8)
stupidity
trump
being rude
disrespecting others
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
being a douchebag