things that make me want to punch you in the face

calling yourself a “social media expert”

hurting my friends

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not thinking about others around you

lying

playing dumb

hitch balls

telemarketing calls

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bluetooth douche bags

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

racism

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

stupidity

being a douchebag

irresponsibility

using IE6 (or IE8)

denying climate change

littering

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

being rude

not caring about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

punchintheface

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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

unnecessary group facebook messages

self righteousness

not following through with things you commit to

homophobia

cheating

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

bros

auto DM’s

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

taking my stuff

cutting me off in traffic

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

trump

punching me in the face

stealing

not listening

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.