calling yourself a “social media expert”
hurting my friends
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not thinking about others around you
lying
playing dumb
hitch balls
telemarketing calls
not taking responsibility for your actions
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bluetooth douche bags
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
racism
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stupidity
being a douchebag
irresponsibility
using IE6 (or IE8)
denying climate change
littering
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
being rude
not caring about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
unnecessary group facebook messages
self righteousness
not following through with things you commit to
homophobia
cheating
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
bros
auto DM’s
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
taking my stuff
cutting me off in traffic
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
trump
punching me in the face
stealing
not listening
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.