not taking responsibility for your actions
unnecessary group facebook messages
self righteousness
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
bros
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cheating
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
bluetooth douche bags
calling yourself a “social media expert”
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
lying
not listening
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
irresponsibility
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
telemarketing calls
not following through with things you commit to
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
denying climate change
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stealing
being a douchebag
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
littering
hurting my friends
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not caring about others around you
putting QR codes on your website
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not thinking about others around you
racism
stupidity
taking my stuff
trump
cutting in front of me in line
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being rude
homophobia
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting me off in traffic
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
auto DM’s
playing dumb
disrespecting others
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