things that make me want to punch you in the face

not taking responsibility for your actions

unnecessary group facebook messages

self righteousness

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

bros

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cheating

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using IE6 (or IE8)

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

lying

not listening

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

irresponsibility

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

telemarketing calls

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

denying climate change

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stealing

being a douchebag

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

littering

hurting my friends

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not caring about others around you

putting QR codes on your website

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not thinking about others around you

racism

stupidity

taking my stuff

trump

cutting in front of me in line

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being rude

homophobia

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cutting me off in traffic

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

auto DM’s

playing dumb

disrespecting others

punchintheface

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