slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being rude
denying climate change
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
littering
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not thinking about others around you
trump
cheating
putting QR codes on your website
bros
those auto generated horoscope tweets
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting in front of me in line
racism
hitch balls
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stupidity
telemarketing calls
bluetooth douche bags
cutting me off in traffic
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
taking my stuff
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
lying
self righteousness
not listening
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not following through with things you commit to
disrespecting others
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
punching me in the face
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
irresponsibility
using IE6 (or IE8)
not taking responsibility for your actions
not caring about others around you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hurting my friends
homophobia
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
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tYPe lIk3 DiS..
playing dumb