things that make me want to punch you in the face

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you



having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.



taking my stuff

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bluetooth douche bags


pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook


calling yourself a “social media expert”

hitch balls

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

disrespecting others

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting me off in traffic

telemarketing calls

punching me in the face

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting QR codes on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

being rude

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not thinking about others around you

using IE6 (or IE8)

being a douchebag

playing dumb



auto DM’s

not caring about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not listening


sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park


having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

self righteousness

cutting in front of me in line


denying climate change


adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

tYPe lIk3 DiS..