things that make me want to punch you in the face

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not following through with things you commit to

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cheating

taking my stuff

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

punchintheface

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denying climate change

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

playing dumb

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

lying

bluetooth douche bags

using IE6 (or IE8)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

bros

not caring about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

hitch balls

homophobia

trump

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

auto DM’s

not taking responsibility for your actions

asking me to put a QR code on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

stealing

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

disrespecting others

littering

racism

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hurting my friends

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being rude

irresponsibility

cutting me off in traffic

punching me in the face

putting QR codes on your website

not thinking about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting in front of me in line

telemarketing calls

self righteousness

not listening

stupidity