having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
those auto generated horoscope tweets
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
auto DM’s
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
denying climate change
punching me in the face
hitch balls
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
taking my stuff
not following through with things you commit to
littering
hurting my friends
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
irresponsibility
stupidity
lying
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stealing
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not listening
homophobia
cheating
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
trump
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not thinking about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
telemarketing calls
racism
cutting me off in traffic
not taking responsibility for your actions
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
unnecessary group facebook messages
playing dumb
self righteousness
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being rude
not caring about others around you