punching me in the face
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
auto DM’s
not following through with things you commit to
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stupidity
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
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not taking responsibility for your actions
littering
those auto generated horoscope tweets
racism
asking me to put a QR code on your website
denying climate change
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting in front of me in line
bluetooth douche bags
trump
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
homophobia
not listening
hurting my friends
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bros
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
taking my stuff
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
stealing
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
lying
self righteousness
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
telemarketing calls
cheating
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
hitch balls
not caring about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
putting QR codes on your website
cutting me off in traffic
being rude
playing dumb
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
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