being a douchebag
being rude
not listening
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tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not following through with things you commit to
unnecessary group facebook messages
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
asking me to put a QR code on your website
punching me in the face
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
taking my stuff
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
calling yourself a “social media expert”
using IE6 (or IE8)
bluetooth douche bags
racism
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
telemarketing calls
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
lying
irresponsibility
auto DM’s
littering
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hitch balls
denying climate change
stealing
hurting my friends
cheating
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not caring about others around you
trump
not thinking about others around you
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
self righteousness
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stupidity
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
playing dumb
cutting in front of me in line
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
disrespecting others
homophobia
bros
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
those auto generated horoscope tweets