littering
unnecessary group facebook messages
not caring about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
disrespecting others
bluetooth douche bags
putting QR codes on your website
telemarketing calls
cutting in front of me in line
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
taking my stuff
self righteousness
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
denying climate change
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
bros
stealing
cheating
being rude
racism
not following through with things you commit to
stupidity
hitch balls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hurting my friends
not thinking about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
punching me in the face
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
asking me to put a QR code on your website
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auto DM’s
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
trump
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting me off in traffic
homophobia
irresponsibility
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
lying
not listening
being a douchebag