things that make me want to punch you in the face

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not caring about others around you

stealing

denying climate change

cutting me off in traffic

self righteousness

auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

disrespecting others

punching me in the face

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not taking responsibility for your actions

not thinking about others around you

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

playing dumb

putting QR codes on your website

taking my stuff

bluetooth douche bags

those auto generated horoscope tweets

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hurting my friends

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

calling yourself a “social media expert”

lying

being rude

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

irresponsibility

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cheating

punchintheface

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checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

trump

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not listening

stupidity

racism

bros

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not following through with things you commit to

littering

using IE6 (or IE8)

homophobia

cutting in front of me in line

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

hitch balls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

telemarketing calls

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