things that make me want to punch you in the face

not caring about others around you

cheating

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

self righteousness

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

littering

cutting me off in traffic

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

auto DM’s

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

racism

hitch balls

telemarketing calls

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

bluetooth douche bags

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

homophobia

trump

stupidity

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

unnecessary group facebook messages

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

punchintheface

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putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

disrespecting others

not following through with things you commit to

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being rude

lying

being a douchebag

bros

putting QR codes on your website

cutting in front of me in line

asking me to put a QR code on your website

hurting my friends

not thinking about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

irresponsibility

not taking responsibility for your actions

not listening

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

taking my stuff

denying climate change

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stealing