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self righteousness
hurting my friends
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
taking my stuff
cutting me off in traffic
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
homophobia
lying
calling yourself a “social media expert”
those auto generated horoscope tweets
disrespecting others
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
cutting in front of me in line
being a douchebag
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
auto DM’s
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cheating
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting QR codes on your website
denying climate change
stealing
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
trump
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not taking responsibility for your actions
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stupidity
asking me to put a QR code on your website
racism
littering
not thinking about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
punching me in the face
bros
telemarketing calls
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being rude
playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
unnecessary group facebook messages
not following through with things you commit to
not caring about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not listening