telemarketing calls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
lying
not taking responsibility for your actions
irresponsibility
asking me to put a QR code on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not thinking about others around you
punching me in the face
not listening
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sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
denying climate change
hitch balls
not following through with things you commit to
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
unnecessary group facebook messages
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bros
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
stupidity
cutting in front of me in line
homophobia
bluetooth douche bags
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
auto DM’s
putting QR codes on your website
disrespecting others
racism
self righteousness
cutting me off in traffic
hurting my friends
littering
being rude
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
taking my stuff
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
trump
cheating
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
being a douchebag
stealing
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not caring about others around you