putting QR codes on your website
denying climate change
cheating
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
playing dumb
unnecessary group facebook messages
racism
not caring about others around you
not listening
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
irresponsibility
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
taking my stuff
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
homophobia
hurting my friends
littering
bluetooth douche bags
trump
lying
stealing
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
being rude
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
being a douchebag
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not thinking about others around you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cutting me off in traffic
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
self righteousness
punching me in the face
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not following through with things you commit to
auto DM’s
telemarketing calls
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bros
disrespecting others
stupidity
cutting in front of me in line