putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not caring about others around you
stealing
denying climate change
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
being a douchebag
disrespecting others
punching me in the face
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not taking responsibility for your actions
not thinking about others around you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
playing dumb
putting QR codes on your website
taking my stuff
bluetooth douche bags
those auto generated horoscope tweets
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hurting my friends
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
calling yourself a “social media expert”
lying
being rude
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
irresponsibility
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cheating
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checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
trump
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not listening
stupidity
racism
bros
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not following through with things you commit to
littering
using IE6 (or IE8)
homophobia
cutting in front of me in line
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
hitch balls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
telemarketing calls
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