things that make me want to punch you in the face

calling yourself a “social media expert”

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

racism

homophobia

playing dumb

bluetooth douche bags

asking me to put a QR code on your website

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

lying

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

stupidity

trump

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

bros

self righteousness

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

using IE6 (or IE8)

disrespecting others

littering

not listening

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stealing

punching me in the face

not following through with things you commit to

cheating

putting QR codes on your website

hurting my friends

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

denying climate change

not caring about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting me off in traffic

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

hitch balls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

cutting in front of me in line

not thinking about others around you

auto DM’s

irresponsibility

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

punchintheface

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taking my stuff

being rude

telemarketing calls