not caring about others around you
cheating
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
self righteousness
playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
littering
cutting me off in traffic
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
auto DM’s
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
racism
hitch balls
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bluetooth douche bags
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
homophobia
trump
stupidity
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
unnecessary group facebook messages
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)

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putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
disrespecting others
not following through with things you commit to
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being rude
lying
being a douchebag
bros
putting QR codes on your website
cutting in front of me in line
asking me to put a QR code on your website
hurting my friends
not thinking about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
irresponsibility
not taking responsibility for your actions
not listening
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
taking my stuff
denying climate change
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stealing