having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not following through with things you commit to
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cheating
taking my stuff
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
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denying climate change
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
lying
bluetooth douche bags
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
not caring about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hitch balls
homophobia
trump
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
auto DM’s
not taking responsibility for your actions
asking me to put a QR code on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stealing
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
unnecessary group facebook messages
being a douchebag
disrespecting others
littering
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being rude
irresponsibility
cutting me off in traffic
punching me in the face
putting QR codes on your website
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
telemarketing calls
self righteousness
not listening
stupidity