cutting me off in traffic
hurting my friends
being rude
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
punching me in the face
not taking responsibility for your actions
stealing
asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
disrespecting others
playing dumb
cheating
auto DM’s
stupidity
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
racism
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
denying climate change
littering
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
irresponsibility
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
lying
putting QR codes on your website
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using IE6 (or IE8)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not listening
taking my stuff
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting in front of me in line
homophobia
self righteousness
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
unnecessary group facebook messages
trump
bluetooth douche bags
bros
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
telemarketing calls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not following through with things you commit to
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.