things that make me want to punch you in the face

not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you

telemarketing calls

stealing

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not taking responsibility for your actions

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not listening

auto DM’s

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punching me in the face

being a douchebag

denying climate change

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hitch balls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

lying

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

punchintheface

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self righteousness

cheating

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

using IE6 (or IE8)

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stupidity

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

trump

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

littering

irresponsibility

homophobia

bluetooth douche bags

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

playing dumb

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

putting QR codes on your website

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

bros

racism

taking my stuff

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

calling yourself a “social media expert”

being rude

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming