telemarketing calls
cutting me off in traffic
trump
auto DM’s
calling yourself a “social media expert”
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
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#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
littering
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
denying climate change
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
disrespecting others
playing dumb
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
bros
cutting in front of me in line
punching me in the face
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using IE6 (or IE8)
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hitch balls
homophobia
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
self righteousness
not taking responsibility for your actions
racism
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cheating
those auto generated horoscope tweets
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stupidity
not caring about others around you
irresponsibility
taking my stuff
not listening
hurting my friends
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
not thinking about others around you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting QR codes on your website
not following through with things you commit to
being rude
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
lying
tYPe lIk3 DiS..