checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cheating
racism
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
putting QR codes on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
irresponsibility
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not taking responsibility for your actions
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not listening
stupidity
auto DM’s
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not following through with things you commit to
bros
punching me in the face
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
being rude
not caring about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hitch balls
stealing
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
trump
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
self righteousness
.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cutting me off in traffic
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
playing dumb
cutting in front of me in line
hurting my friends
disrespecting others
calling yourself a “social media expert”
homophobia
denying climate change
telemarketing calls
taking my stuff
being a douchebag
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
lying
unnecessary group facebook messages
littering