things that make me want to punch you in the face

auto DM’s

hitch balls

trump

littering

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

lying

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

putting QR codes on your website

stupidity

irresponsibility

stealing

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

hurting my friends

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

self righteousness

disrespecting others

asking me to put a QR code on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

punching me in the face

not caring about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not listening

homophobia

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

telemarketing calls

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

bros

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using IE6 (or IE8)

punchintheface

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cheating

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

racism

denying climate change

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

playing dumb

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not following through with things you commit to

calling yourself a “social media expert”

taking my stuff

cutting me off in traffic

unnecessary group facebook messages

bluetooth douche bags

not thinking about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

not taking responsibility for your actions