putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
self righteousness
unnecessary group facebook messages
punching me in the face
hurting my friends
asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not following through with things you commit to
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting me off in traffic
telemarketing calls
stupidity
disrespecting others
auto DM’s
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
racism
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
littering
not thinking about others around you
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

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hitch balls
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
those auto generated horoscope tweets
irresponsibility
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
lying
bros
putting QR codes on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
denying climate change
stealing
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
trump
homophobia
using IE6 (or IE8)
taking my stuff
cutting in front of me in line
being rude
not listening
not taking responsibility for your actions
cheating
not caring about others around you