things that make me want to punch you in the face



self righteousness

hurting my friends

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

taking my stuff

cutting me off in traffic

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)




calling yourself a “social media expert”

those auto generated horoscope tweets

disrespecting others

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

cutting in front of me in line

being a douchebag

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

using IE6 (or IE8)

auto DM’s

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.


adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting QR codes on your website

denying climate change


slowly jaywalking while cars are coming


putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not taking responsibility for your actions

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you


asking me to put a QR code on your website



not thinking about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punching me in the face


telemarketing calls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being rude

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

unnecessary group facebook messages

not following through with things you commit to

not caring about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not listening