things that make me want to punch you in the face

asking me to put a QR code on your website

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being a douchebag

playing dumb

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

punching me in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

hurting my friends

punchintheface

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putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

disrespecting others

irresponsibility

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cheating

being rude

bros

self righteousness

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting QR codes on your website

taking my stuff

racism

littering

not caring about others around you

not thinking about others around you

auto DM’s

telemarketing calls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not listening

lying

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cutting in front of me in line

unnecessary group facebook messages

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting me off in traffic

trump

using IE6 (or IE8)

denying climate change

not following through with things you commit to

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stupidity

homophobia

stealing

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car