not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
telemarketing calls
stealing
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not taking responsibility for your actions
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not listening
auto DM’s
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
punching me in the face
being a douchebag
denying climate change
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hitch balls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
lying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
.
self righteousness
cheating
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
not caring about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
using IE6 (or IE8)
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stupidity
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
littering
irresponsibility
homophobia
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
playing dumb
cutting me off in traffic
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting QR codes on your website
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bros
racism
taking my stuff
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
calling yourself a “social media expert”
being rude
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming