using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
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having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cheating
homophobia
taking my stuff
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bluetooth douche bags
stupidity
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stealing
calling yourself a “social media expert”
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
disrespecting others
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting me off in traffic
telemarketing calls
punching me in the face
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting QR codes on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
being rude
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not thinking about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
being a douchebag
playing dumb
racism
lying
auto DM’s
not caring about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not listening
trump
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bros
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
self righteousness
cutting in front of me in line
irresponsibility
denying climate change
littering
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
tYPe lIk3 DiS..