things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting me off in traffic

hurting my friends

being rude

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

punching me in the face

not taking responsibility for your actions


asking me to put a QR code on your website

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

disrespecting others

playing dumb


auto DM’s


driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not thinking about others around you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming


Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

denying climate change


hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around


laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


putting QR codes on your website



using IE6 (or IE8)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not listening

taking my stuff

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting in front of me in line


self righteousness

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

unnecessary group facebook messages


bluetooth douche bags


sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

telemarketing calls

calling yourself a “social media expert”

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not following through with things you commit to

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.