not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
trump
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not taking responsibility for your actions
stealing
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
playing dumb
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not thinking about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
unnecessary group facebook messages
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
hurting my friends
lying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
calling yourself a “social media expert”
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not following through with things you commit to
using IE6 (or IE8)
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self righteousness
punching me in the face
hitch balls
cutting me off in traffic
irresponsibility
cutting in front of me in line
putting QR codes on your website
denying climate change
cheating
littering
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
racism
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
telemarketing calls
not listening
disrespecting others
taking my stuff
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
being rude
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bros
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being a douchebag
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
homophobia
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stupidity
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
auto DM’s