things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

cutting me off in traffic

trump

auto DM’s

calling yourself a “social media expert”

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

punchintheface

.

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

littering

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

denying climate change

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stealing

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

disrespecting others

playing dumb

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

bros

cutting in front of me in line

punching me in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using IE6 (or IE8)

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hitch balls

homophobia

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

self righteousness

not taking responsibility for your actions

racism

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cheating

those auto generated horoscope tweets

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stupidity

not caring about others around you

irresponsibility

taking my stuff

not listening

hurting my friends

being a douchebag

bluetooth douche bags

not thinking about others around you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

putting QR codes on your website

not following through with things you commit to

being rude

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

lying

tYPe lIk3 DiS..