calling yourself a “social media expert”
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
racism
homophobia
playing dumb
bluetooth douche bags
asking me to put a QR code on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
lying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
stupidity
trump
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
self righteousness
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
disrespecting others
littering
not listening
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stealing
punching me in the face
not following through with things you commit to
cheating
putting QR codes on your website
hurting my friends
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
denying climate change
not caring about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting me off in traffic
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
hitch balls
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cutting in front of me in line
not thinking about others around you
auto DM’s
irresponsibility
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
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taking my stuff
being rude
telemarketing calls