asking me to put a QR code on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being a douchebag
playing dumb
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
punching me in the face
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hurting my friends
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putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
disrespecting others
irresponsibility
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cheating
being rude
bros
self righteousness
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting QR codes on your website
taking my stuff
racism
littering
not caring about others around you
not thinking about others around you
auto DM’s
telemarketing calls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not listening
lying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cutting in front of me in line
unnecessary group facebook messages
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting me off in traffic
trump
using IE6 (or IE8)
denying climate change
not following through with things you commit to
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bluetooth douche bags
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stupidity
homophobia
stealing
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car