things that make me want to punch you in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cheating

racism

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

putting QR codes on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

irresponsibility

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not taking responsibility for your actions

using IE6 (or IE8)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not listening

stupidity

auto DM’s

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not following through with things you commit to

bros

punching me in the face

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

being rude

not caring about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

hitch balls

stealing

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

trump

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

self righteousness

punchintheface

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adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

playing dumb

cutting in front of me in line

hurting my friends

disrespecting others

calling yourself a “social media expert”

homophobia

denying climate change

telemarketing calls

taking my stuff

being a douchebag

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

lying

unnecessary group facebook messages

littering