stupidity
racism
irresponsibility
stealing
playing dumb
cutting in front of me in line
not following through with things you commit to
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not listening
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
lying
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
auto DM’s
denying climate change
those auto generated horoscope tweets
bros
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
calling yourself a “social media expert”
homophobia
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
trump
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
hurting my friends
using IE6 (or IE8)
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
littering
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
cheating
.
punching me in the face
taking my stuff
bluetooth douche bags
being a douchebag
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting QR codes on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
telemarketing calls
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
being rude
self righteousness
not caring about others around you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting me off in traffic
hitch balls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
not thinking about others around you