auto DM’s
hitch balls
trump
littering
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
lying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
putting QR codes on your website
stupidity
irresponsibility
stealing
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
hurting my friends
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
self righteousness
disrespecting others
asking me to put a QR code on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
punching me in the face
not caring about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not listening
homophobia
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bros
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using IE6 (or IE8)
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cheating
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
racism
denying climate change
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
playing dumb
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not following through with things you commit to
calling yourself a “social media expert”
taking my stuff
cutting me off in traffic
unnecessary group facebook messages
bluetooth douche bags
not thinking about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
not taking responsibility for your actions