driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not caring about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
telemarketing calls
taking my stuff
cheating
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not following through with things you commit to
bluetooth douche bags
unnecessary group facebook messages
hurting my friends
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stupidity
asking me to put a QR code on your website
racism
not thinking about others around you
stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not listening
using IE6 (or IE8)
cutting in front of me in line
irresponsibility
trump
bros
homophobia
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
denying climate change
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
being rude
being a douchebag
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cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
playing dumb
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
punching me in the face
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
auto DM’s
putting QR codes on your website
hitch balls
disrespecting others
littering
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
self righteousness
lying