things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

racism

irresponsibility

stealing

playing dumb

cutting in front of me in line

not following through with things you commit to

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not listening

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

lying

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

auto DM’s

denying climate change

those auto generated horoscope tweets

bros

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

calling yourself a “social media expert”

homophobia

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

trump

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

hurting my friends

using IE6 (or IE8)

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

littering

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

cheating

punchintheface

.

punching me in the face

taking my stuff

bluetooth douche bags

being a douchebag

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting QR codes on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

telemarketing calls

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

being rude

self righteousness

not caring about others around you

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting me off in traffic

hitch balls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

not thinking about others around you