things that make me want to punch you in the face

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

self righteousness

unnecessary group facebook messages

punching me in the face

hurting my friends

asking me to put a QR code on your website

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not following through with things you commit to

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cutting me off in traffic

telemarketing calls

stupidity

disrespecting others

auto DM’s

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

racism

playing dumb

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

littering

not thinking about others around you

being a douchebag

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

punchintheface

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hitch balls

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

those auto generated horoscope tweets

irresponsibility

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

lying

bros

putting QR codes on your website

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

denying climate change

stealing

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

trump

homophobia

using IE6 (or IE8)

taking my stuff

cutting in front of me in line

being rude

not listening

not taking responsibility for your actions

cheating

not caring about others around you