playing dumb
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
lying
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
homophobia
unnecessary group facebook messages
using IE6 (or IE8)
being a douchebag
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
trump
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not taking responsibility for your actions
disrespecting others
cutting in front of me in line
being rude
hurting my friends
asking me to put a QR code on your website
hitch balls
punching me in the face
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
cheating
racism
not following through with things you commit to
taking my stuff
littering
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
auto DM’s
bluetooth douche bags
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not caring about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
those auto generated horoscope tweets
self righteousness
irresponsibility
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not thinking about others around you
telemarketing calls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
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tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
putting QR codes on your website
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not listening
stealing
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”