not following through with things you commit to
putting QR codes on your website
not listening
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting in front of me in line
stealing
trump
auto DM’s
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bluetooth douche bags
littering
those auto generated horoscope tweets
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not caring about others around you
being rude
bros
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
disrespecting others
homophobia
taking my stuff
cutting me off in traffic
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
denying climate change
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
playing dumb
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stupidity
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hurting my friends
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
cheating
being a douchebag
racism
unnecessary group facebook messages
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not thinking about others around you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
asking me to put a QR code on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
punching me in the face
not taking responsibility for your actions
self righteousness
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
telemarketing calls
lying
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying