things that make me want to punch you in the face

irresponsibility

self righteousness

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using IE6 (or IE8)

lying

unnecessary group facebook messages

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

hurting my friends

not listening

being a douchebag

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

calling yourself a “social media expert”

racism

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

disrespecting others

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting in front of me in line

telemarketing calls

not thinking about others around you

punching me in the face

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not caring about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

trump

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not following through with things you commit to

auto DM’s

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

littering

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

taking my stuff

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting QR codes on your website

stealing

stupidity

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

homophobia

bluetooth douche bags

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punchintheface

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denying climate change

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

bros

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

cheating

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

being rude

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cutting me off in traffic