irresponsibility
self righteousness
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using IE6 (or IE8)
lying
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
those auto generated horoscope tweets
hurting my friends
not listening
being a douchebag
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
calling yourself a “social media expert”
racism
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
disrespecting others
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
telemarketing calls
not thinking about others around you
punching me in the face
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not caring about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
trump
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not following through with things you commit to
auto DM’s
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
taking my stuff
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting QR codes on your website
stealing
stupidity
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
homophobia
bluetooth douche bags
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
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denying climate change
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
bros
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
cheating
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
being rude
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting me off in traffic