lying
not taking responsibility for your actions
not thinking about others around you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
irresponsibility
bluetooth douche bags
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
denying climate change
using IE6 (or IE8)
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
unnecessary group facebook messages
cheating
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cutting in front of me in line
stupidity
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being a douchebag
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
bros
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being rude
punching me in the face
racism
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disrespecting others
not caring about others around you
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not following through with things you commit to
telemarketing calls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
taking my stuff
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting me off in traffic
hurting my friends
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
self righteousness
putting QR codes on your website
playing dumb
not listening
trump
homophobia
auto DM’s
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
hitch balls
littering