telemarketing calls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
stupidity
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
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checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
denying climate change
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
trump
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
taking my stuff
calling yourself a “social media expert”
littering
not taking responsibility for your actions
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using IE6 (or IE8)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not caring about others around you
homophobia
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
self righteousness
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
hurting my friends
disrespecting others
not following through with things you commit to
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stealing
cheating
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
bros
bluetooth douche bags
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
putting QR codes on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
racism
being rude
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting me off in traffic
lying
punching me in the face
being a douchebag
auto DM’s
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
irresponsibility
not listening
cutting in front of me in line
playing dumb
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