things that make me want to punch you in the face

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stealing

not taking responsibility for your actions

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

irresponsibility

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

unnecessary group facebook messages

putting QR codes on your website

hurting my friends

cutting me off in traffic

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

auto DM’s

punching me in the face

taking my stuff

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

telemarketing calls

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

disrespecting others

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

using IE6 (or IE8)

those auto generated horoscope tweets

lying

racism

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not listening

bluetooth douche bags

stupidity

denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line

not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not caring about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bros

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cheating

punchintheface

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self righteousness

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

playing dumb

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being rude

littering

hitch balls

homophobia

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook