being rude
self righteousness
calling yourself a “social media expert”
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
bluetooth douche bags
being a douchebag
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hitch balls
lying
punching me in the face
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
asking me to put a QR code on your website
telemarketing calls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bros
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cutting me off in traffic
cheating
auto DM’s
playing dumb
taking my stuff
stupidity
stealing
not taking responsibility for your actions
not thinking about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
denying climate change
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not caring about others around you
homophobia
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
littering
putting QR codes on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using IE6 (or IE8)
racism
irresponsibility
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting in front of me in line
not listening
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming