asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
punching me in the face
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
self righteousness
littering
bros
cutting me off in traffic
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not thinking about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stupidity
not listening
.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stealing
cheating
disrespecting others
playing dumb
telemarketing calls
bluetooth douche bags
taking my stuff
trump
cutting in front of me in line
racism
calling yourself a “social media expert”
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
unnecessary group facebook messages
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
irresponsibility
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not following through with things you commit to
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting QR codes on your website
being rude
using IE6 (or IE8)
not caring about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
being a douchebag
hitch balls
lying
auto DM’s
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
homophobia
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
denying climate change
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hurting my friends