leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
telemarketing calls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
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having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
littering
not listening
not taking responsibility for your actions
disrespecting others
being a douchebag
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
auto DM’s
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
stupidity
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
not following through with things you commit to
stealing
taking my stuff
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
punching me in the face
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using IE6 (or IE8)
bluetooth douche bags
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting me off in traffic
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bros
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
hurting my friends
playing dumb
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
homophobia
cheating
racism
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
self righteousness
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hitch balls
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not thinking about others around you
being rude
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying