things that make me want to punch you in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

putting QR codes on your website


slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

unnecessary group facebook messages

cutting in front of me in line



self righteousness


not caring about others around you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

taking my stuff

those auto generated horoscope tweets

telemarketing calls

hitch balls


cutting me off in traffic

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not following through with things you commit to

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not thinking about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all


disrespecting others

hurting my friends

playing dumb



calling yourself a “social media expert”


sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

punching me in the face


not listening


bluetooth douche bags

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

denying climate change

asking me to put a QR code on your website

being rude

not taking responsibility for your actions