things that make me want to punch you in the face

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being rude

using IE6 (or IE8)


taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

being a douchebag

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you



tYPe lIk3 DiS..

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punching me in the face


pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument


telemarketing calls

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting QR codes on your website

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

calling yourself a “social media expert”



using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hurting my friends

not taking responsibility for your actions

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car


putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.


not caring about others around you

cutting me off in traffic

bluetooth douche bags



playing dumb

hitch balls

not following through with things you commit to

those auto generated horoscope tweets

self righteousness

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

denying climate change

not listening

unnecessary group facebook messages

not thinking about others around you

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park