things that make me want to punch you in the face

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting QR codes on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets



calling yourself a “social media expert”

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

telemarketing calls



driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying


putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

playing dumb

taking my stuff

self righteousness

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

denying climate change

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.


laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

auto DM’s

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not listening

not following through with things you commit to

using IE6 (or IE8)

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

disrespecting others

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all


stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

punching me in the face

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

hurting my friends


being rude

bluetooth douche bags


cutting in front of me in line

not thinking about others around you

hitch balls


unnecessary group facebook messages

not caring about others around you



cutting me off in traffic

being a douchebag