things that make me want to punch you in the face

those auto generated horoscope tweets




using IE6 (or IE8)

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

disrespecting others

unnecessary group facebook messages

self righteousness

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not caring about others around you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group


hitch balls

calling yourself a “social media expert”


having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cutting in front of me in line

playing dumb


laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not thinking about others around you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

punching me in the face

not listening

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park


asking me to put a QR code on your website

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car


auto DM’s

denying climate change

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not following through with things you commit to

being a douchebag

telemarketing calls



Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

being rude

bluetooth douche bags

taking my stuff

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements


cutting me off in traffic

putting QR codes on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming


hurting my friends

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

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