things that make me want to punch you in the face




leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

being rude

asking me to put a QR code on your website

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting me off in traffic

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument



disrespecting others

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

calling yourself a “social media expert”

hurting my friends


using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

auto DM’s

hitch balls

denying climate change

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not taking responsibility for your actions

using IE6 (or IE8)

unnecessary group facebook messages

bluetooth douche bags

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not following through with things you commit to

taking my stuff



sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting QR codes on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming


telemarketing calls

not thinking about others around you

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not listening

punching me in the face

cutting in front of me in line

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you



not caring about others around you

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around


self righteousness