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stealing
not taking responsibility for your actions
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
irresponsibility
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting QR codes on your website
hurting my friends
cutting me off in traffic
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
auto DM’s
punching me in the face
taking my stuff
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
disrespecting others
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using IE6 (or IE8)
those auto generated horoscope tweets
lying
racism
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not listening
bluetooth douche bags
stupidity
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not caring about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bros
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cheating
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self righteousness
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being rude
littering
hitch balls
homophobia
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook