things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

tYPe lIk3 DiS..


using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog


those auto generated horoscope tweets

not thinking about others around you

denying climate change


using IE6 (or IE8)

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

bluetooth douche bags

cutting in front of me in line

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not taking responsibility for your actions

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you


hurting my friends

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

auto DM’s

taking my stuff

putting QR codes on your website


not caring about others around you

playing dumb

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not following through with things you commit to

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument


being rude



asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

self righteousness


having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cutting me off in traffic

disrespecting others

not listening

calling yourself a “social media expert”

punching me in the face

hitch balls

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group