things that make me want to punch you in the face

playing dumb

hurting my friends



bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument


putting QR codes on your website

telemarketing calls


not listening

not caring about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

using IE6 (or IE8)

self righteousness


having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not taking responsibility for your actions

taking my stuff

tYPe lIk3 DiS..


not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items


auto DM’s

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog


adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punching me in the face


leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

cutting me off in traffic

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram



sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change


laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being rude

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

those auto generated horoscope tweets

disrespecting others

cutting in front of me in line

calling yourself a “social media expert”

being a douchebag

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

asking me to put a QR code on your website