things that make me want to punch you in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you


using IE6 (or IE8)

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting QR codes on your website

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

auto DM’s

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

self righteousness

playing dumb

calling yourself a “social media expert”

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting in front of me in line


hitch balls




having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not listening

not following through with things you commit to

punching me in the face

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group


having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements


telemarketing calls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all


having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being a douchebag

bluetooth douche bags



hurting my friends

disrespecting others

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

asking me to put a QR code on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting me off in traffic

denying climate change



unnecessary group facebook messages

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not taking responsibility for your actions

not thinking about others around you

taking my stuff

being rude

not caring about others around you