checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being a douchebag
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting QR codes on your website
littering
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting in front of me in line
.
self righteousness
racism
not caring about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
taking my stuff
those auto generated horoscope tweets
telemarketing calls
hitch balls
bros
cutting me off in traffic
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not following through with things you commit to
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stealing
disrespecting others
hurting my friends
playing dumb
lying
irresponsibility
calling yourself a “social media expert”
homophobia
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
punching me in the face
cheating
not listening
stupidity
bluetooth douche bags
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
denying climate change
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being rude
not taking responsibility for your actions