things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

asking me to put a QR code on your website



cutting me off in traffic

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

auto DM’s

calling yourself a “social media expert”

disrespecting others

not caring about others around you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook


telemarketing calls

bluetooth douche bags

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

those auto generated horoscope tweets





putting QR codes on your website


denying climate change

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

unnecessary group facebook messages

not listening

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not thinking about others around you

not taking responsibility for your actions

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

punching me in the face

playing dumb


tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

cutting in front of me in line

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

using IE6 (or IE8)

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

being rude

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

being a douchebag

self righteousness

not following through with things you commit to

taking my stuff

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.


hitch balls

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements


hurting my friends

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all