driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
cutting me off in traffic
unnecessary group facebook messages
being a douchebag
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not listening
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting QR codes on your website
hurting my friends
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slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
disrespecting others
hitch balls
lying
using IE6 (or IE8)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
racism
not following through with things you commit to
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
auto DM’s
cutting in front of me in line
taking my stuff
being rude
telemarketing calls
homophobia
irresponsibility
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
bluetooth douche bags
not caring about others around you
stupidity
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
self righteousness
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
littering
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
denying climate change
those auto generated horoscope tweets
bros
not taking responsibility for your actions
cheating
playing dumb