being a douchebag
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cheating
self righteousness
unnecessary group facebook messages
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
calling yourself a “social media expert”
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
auto DM’s
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
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bluetooth douche bags
cutting me off in traffic
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
using IE6 (or IE8)
homophobia
trump
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
irresponsibility
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
taking my stuff
stealing
asking me to put a QR code on your website
lying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
playing dumb
hurting my friends
littering
putting QR codes on your website
bros
not caring about others around you
racism
not thinking about others around you
stupidity
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
telemarketing calls
not listening
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
not following through with things you commit to
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park