lying
stupidity
auto DM’s
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting me off in traffic
punching me in the face
being a douchebag
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
those auto generated horoscope tweets
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting QR codes on your website
not listening
stealing
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
irresponsibility
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cheating
littering
not caring about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
self righteousness
unnecessary group facebook messages
racism
cutting in front of me in line
using IE6 (or IE8)
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
homophobia
hurting my friends
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
disrespecting others
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hitch balls
bluetooth douche bags
not following through with things you commit to
trump
telemarketing calls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
taking my stuff
being rude
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