things that make me want to punch you in the face

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not caring about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

punching me in the face

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting in front of me in line

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hitch balls

hurting my friends

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you


not listening

asking me to put a QR code on your website

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

taking my stuff

bluetooth douche bags


self righteousness

being a douchebag

cutting me off in traffic

those auto generated horoscope tweets

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car


unnecessary group facebook messages

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not thinking about others around you


tYPe lIk3 DiS..


leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

calling yourself a “social media expert”


having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.


denying climate change

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

using IE6 (or IE8)

not taking responsibility for your actions

auto DM’s

playing dumb

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

being rude

putting QR codes on your website


sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog



using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

disrespecting others

not following through with things you commit to

telemarketing calls