things that make me want to punch you in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

cutting me off in traffic

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not listening

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting QR codes on your website

hurting my friends



slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

disrespecting others

hitch balls


using IE6 (or IE8)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around


not following through with things you commit to

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

auto DM’s

cutting in front of me in line

taking my stuff

being rude

telemarketing calls



calling yourself a “social media expert”


bluetooth douche bags

not caring about others around you


having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

self righteousness

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook


having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change

those auto generated horoscope tweets


not taking responsibility for your actions


playing dumb