racism
self righteousness
playing dumb
lying
not caring about others around you
bros
denying climate change
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting in front of me in line
auto DM’s
littering
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bluetooth douche bags
being rude
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stealing
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hurting my friends
putting QR codes on your website
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cutting me off in traffic
homophobia
stupidity
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not thinking about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
taking my stuff
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cheating
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
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sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
disrespecting others
using IE6 (or IE8)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
calling yourself a “social media expert”
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not listening
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not taking responsibility for your actions
those auto generated horoscope tweets
telemarketing calls
being a douchebag
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not following through with things you commit to
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
trump
hitch balls
punching me in the face