things that make me want to punch you in the face

taking my stuff


#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not following through with things you commit to

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument


calling yourself a “social media expert”

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

being rude

not listening

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

bluetooth douche bags

hitch balls

not taking responsibility for your actions


slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

hurting my friends

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying




self righteousness


using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items



using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

playing dumb

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you



Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

punching me in the face

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting in front of me in line

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

unnecessary group facebook messages


adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

denying climate change

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

putting QR codes on your website

asking me to put a QR code on your website

auto DM’s

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not thinking about others around you

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

telemarketing calls

disrespecting others

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements