adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
asking me to put a QR code on your website
homophobia
putting QR codes on your website
stealing
lying
bros
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not caring about others around you
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
racism
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
calling yourself a “social media expert”
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
unnecessary group facebook messages
telemarketing calls
disrespecting others
irresponsibility
hitch balls
not listening
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
being rude
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting in front of me in line
auto DM’s
being a douchebag
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
stupidity
cheating
trump
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
littering
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
denying climate change
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
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not taking responsibility for your actions
bluetooth douche bags
using IE6 (or IE8)
playing dumb
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
self righteousness