telemarketing calls
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stupidity
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
cheating
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not thinking about others around you
denying climate change
stealing
using IE6 (or IE8)
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
unnecessary group facebook messages
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
bluetooth douche bags
cutting in front of me in line
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not taking responsibility for your actions
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
hurting my friends
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
auto DM’s
taking my stuff
putting QR codes on your website
racism
not caring about others around you
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not following through with things you commit to
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
homophobia
being rude
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asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
self righteousness
littering
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting me off in traffic
disrespecting others
not listening
calling yourself a “social media expert”
punching me in the face
hitch balls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
lying