hitch balls
not thinking about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
auto DM’s
bluetooth douche bags
irresponsibility
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
taking my stuff
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hurting my friends
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bros
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
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cutting in front of me in line
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
denying climate change
stupidity
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting QR codes on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
lying
littering
homophobia
disrespecting others
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
cheating
calling yourself a “social media expert”
punching me in the face
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
playing dumb
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
using IE6 (or IE8)
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
being rude
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stealing
being a douchebag
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
not caring about others around you
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying