things that make me want to punch you in the face

bluetooth douche bags

denying climate change

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting me off in traffic

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming



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using IE6 (or IE8)

not listening

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying


taking my stuff

being rude

not following through with things you commit to

being a douchebag

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

unnecessary group facebook messages

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


disrespecting others

hurting my friends


not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

playing dumb

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

self righteousness

punching me in the face


calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting QR codes on your website


auto DM’s

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

telemarketing calls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

hitch balls



sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

asking me to put a QR code on your website

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not thinking about others around you