things that make me want to punch you in the face

hitch balls

not thinking about others around you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

auto DM’s

bluetooth douche bags


telemarketing calls

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hurting my friends

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around


pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you



cutting in front of me in line

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

denying climate change



adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

unnecessary group facebook messages

putting QR codes on your website

tYPe lIk3 DiS..




disrespecting others

not listening

not following through with things you commit to


calling yourself a “social media expert”

punching me in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

playing dumb

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.


using IE6 (or IE8)

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

being rude

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.


being a douchebag

cutting me off in traffic

self righteousness

not caring about others around you

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying