checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
cheating
using IE6 (or IE8)
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
putting QR codes on your website
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
auto DM’s
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
self righteousness
playing dumb
calling yourself a “social media expert”
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting in front of me in line
stupidity
hitch balls
racism
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having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
punching me in the face
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stealing
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
lying
telemarketing calls
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
trump
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
littering
irresponsibility
hurting my friends
disrespecting others
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
asking me to put a QR code on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting me off in traffic
denying climate change
homophobia
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not taking responsibility for your actions
not thinking about others around you
taking my stuff
being rude
not caring about others around you