things that make me want to punch you in the face


not taking responsibility for your actions

not thinking about others around you

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog


bluetooth douche bags

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

denying climate change

using IE6 (or IE8)

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

unnecessary group facebook messages


adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cutting in front of me in line


stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being a douchebag

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items


slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

being rude

punching me in the face




disrespecting others

not caring about others around you

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not following through with things you commit to

telemarketing calls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

taking my stuff

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cutting me off in traffic

hurting my friends

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

self righteousness

putting QR codes on your website

playing dumb

not listening



auto DM’s

calling yourself a “social media expert”


hitch balls