things that make me want to punch you in the face

self righteousness

cutting in front of me in line


adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

unnecessary group facebook messages

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

hurting my friends

using IE6 (or IE8)

telemarketing calls

cutting me off in traffic

being rude


using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

punching me in the face




auto DM’s


stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not thinking about others around you


sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.



not taking responsibility for your actions

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

taking my stuff

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not listening


being a douchebag

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

denying climate change

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not following through with things you commit to

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all


putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

disrespecting others

putting QR codes on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets


sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

playing dumb

hitch balls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not caring about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)