taking my stuff
stealing
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not following through with things you commit to
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
being rude
not listening
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
bluetooth douche bags
hitch balls
not taking responsibility for your actions
homophobia
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
hurting my friends
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
littering
lying
racism
self righteousness
trump
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
bros
irresponsibility
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
playing dumb
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
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Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
punching me in the face
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting in front of me in line
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
unnecessary group facebook messages
cheating
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
denying climate change
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
asking me to put a QR code on your website
auto DM’s
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not thinking about others around you
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
telemarketing calls
disrespecting others
cutting me off in traffic
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements