sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being rude
using IE6 (or IE8)
homophobia
taking my stuff
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
being a douchebag
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
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tYPe lIk3 DiS..
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
punching me in the face
lying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
littering
telemarketing calls
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hurting my friends
not taking responsibility for your actions
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
bros
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stupidity
not caring about others around you
cutting me off in traffic
bluetooth douche bags
trump
cheating
playing dumb
hitch balls
not following through with things you commit to
those auto generated horoscope tweets
self righteousness
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
denying climate change
not listening
unnecessary group facebook messages
not thinking about others around you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
racism
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park