self righteousness
cutting in front of me in line
littering
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
unnecessary group facebook messages
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
hurting my friends
using IE6 (or IE8)
telemarketing calls
cutting me off in traffic
being rude
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
punching me in the face
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homophobia
auto DM’s
stealing
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not thinking about others around you
trump
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
racism
bros
not taking responsibility for your actions
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
taking my stuff
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not listening
lying
being a douchebag
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
denying climate change
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not following through with things you commit to
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stupidity
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
disrespecting others
putting QR codes on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cheating
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
playing dumb
hitch balls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not caring about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)