things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

asking me to put a QR code on your website


putting QR codes on your website




sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not caring about others around you

cutting me off in traffic

taking my stuff


driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

calling yourself a “social media expert”

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

unnecessary group facebook messages

telemarketing calls

disrespecting others


hitch balls

not listening

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

being rude

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting in front of me in line

auto DM’s

being a douchebag

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you




laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

denying climate change

tYPe lIk3 DiS..



not taking responsibility for your actions

bluetooth douche bags

using IE6 (or IE8)

playing dumb

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

self righteousness