bluetooth douche bags
denying climate change
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting me off in traffic
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
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tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
using IE6 (or IE8)
not listening
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stealing
taking my stuff
being rude
not following through with things you commit to
being a douchebag
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
unnecessary group facebook messages
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stupidity
disrespecting others
hurting my friends
racism
not caring about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
playing dumb
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
self righteousness
punching me in the face
homophobia
calling yourself a “social media expert”
putting QR codes on your website
cheating
auto DM’s
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
telemarketing calls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
hitch balls
littering
irresponsibility
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
asking me to put a QR code on your website
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not thinking about others around you
lying