things that make me want to punch you in the face




cutting me off in traffic

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

disrespecting others

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting in front of me in line



bluetooth douche bags


hitch balls

unnecessary group facebook messages

punching me in the face

putting QR codes on your website

not listening

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

denying climate change

being a douchebag



Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming


tYPe lIk3 DiS..

playing dumb

self righteousness

not following through with things you commit to

being rude

taking my stuff


telemarketing calls

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying


not caring about others around you


auto DM’s

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

those auto generated horoscope tweets

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using IE6 (or IE8)

not thinking about others around you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

hurting my friends

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.