slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not caring about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
punching me in the face
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
hurting my friends
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
homophobia
not listening
asking me to put a QR code on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
taking my stuff
bluetooth douche bags
stupidity
self righteousness
being a douchebag
cutting me off in traffic
those auto generated horoscope tweets
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
lying
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
irresponsibility
unnecessary group facebook messages
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not thinking about others around you
cheating
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
racism
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering
denying climate change
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
using IE6 (or IE8)
not taking responsibility for your actions
auto DM’s
playing dumb
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
being rude
putting QR codes on your website
stealing
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
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using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
disrespecting others
not following through with things you commit to
telemarketing calls