leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
putting QR codes on your website
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
bluetooth douche bags
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denying climate change
stupidity
not following through with things you commit to
hurting my friends
not thinking about others around you
bros
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
punching me in the face
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
being a douchebag
lying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cheating
asking me to put a QR code on your website
telemarketing calls
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not taking responsibility for your actions
racism
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
not caring about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting in front of me in line
unnecessary group facebook messages
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting me off in traffic
disrespecting others
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not listening
playing dumb
homophobia
littering
taking my stuff
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
irresponsibility
stealing
self righteousness
auto DM’s