putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stupidity
not caring about others around you
not listening
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not following through with things you commit to
auto DM’s
denying climate change
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
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self righteousness
using IE6 (or IE8)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
being a douchebag
those auto generated horoscope tweets
lying
being rude
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
punching me in the face
racism
telemarketing calls
cheating
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
disrespecting others
stealing
cutting me off in traffic
littering
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
taking my stuff
bluetooth douche bags
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
asking me to put a QR code on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bros
cutting in front of me in line
unnecessary group facebook messages
trump
hitch balls
homophobia
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
playing dumb
irresponsibility
hurting my friends