things that make me want to punch you in the face


self righteousness

playing dumb


not caring about others around you


denying climate change

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting in front of me in line

auto DM’s


laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

bluetooth douche bags

being rude

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.


driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hurting my friends

putting QR codes on your website

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cutting me off in traffic



checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not thinking about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

taking my stuff

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.


leaving broken glass and litter around a public park



sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

disrespecting others

using IE6 (or IE8)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

calling yourself a “social media expert”

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not listening

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not taking responsibility for your actions

those auto generated horoscope tweets

telemarketing calls

being a douchebag

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not following through with things you commit to

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.


hitch balls

punching me in the face