littering
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting QR codes on your website
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
those auto generated horoscope tweets
self righteousness
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
taking my stuff
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
being rude
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting in front of me in line
irresponsibility
stealing
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not following through with things you commit to
homophobia
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hurting my friends
using IE6 (or IE8)
stupidity
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not listening
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting me off in traffic
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pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not caring about others around you
trump
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
unnecessary group facebook messages
telemarketing calls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
disrespecting others
punching me in the face
lying
not taking responsibility for your actions
racism
being a douchebag
bluetooth douche bags
auto DM’s
not thinking about others around you
denying climate change
cheating
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros