things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting in front of me in line

hurting my friends

hitch balls

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

bluetooth douche bags

using IE6 (or IE8)

not listening


not following through with things you commit to


asking me to put a QR code on your website

not thinking about others around you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

being rude

telemarketing calls

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.




adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook


taking my stuff

cutting me off in traffic

auto DM’s

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

punching me in the face


laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not caring about others around you


calling yourself a “social media expert”

being a douchebag

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

unnecessary group facebook messages

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

self righteousness


having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements




playing dumb

disrespecting others

denying climate change

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

putting QR codes on your website