things that make me want to punch you in the face

being rude

self righteousness

calling yourself a “social media expert”

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

bluetooth douche bags

being a douchebag



hitch balls


punching me in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

asking me to put a QR code on your website

telemarketing calls

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.


leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

cutting me off in traffic


auto DM’s

playing dumb

taking my stuff



not taking responsibility for your actions

not thinking about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

denying climate change

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not caring about others around you


having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all


putting QR codes on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using IE6 (or IE8)



tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting in front of me in line

not listening

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming