things that make me want to punch you in the face

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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements



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denying climate change

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.


auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

bluetooth douche bags

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog


adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not following through with things you commit to

playing dumb


being a douchebag

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not listening

taking my stuff


sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

disrespecting others

calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting QR codes on your website

punching me in the face

hurting my friends

cutting in front of me in line

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

self righteousness

cutting me off in traffic

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

using IE6 (or IE8)

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car




not thinking about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

telemarketing calls

being rude


adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not taking responsibility for your actions

not caring about others around you


unnecessary group facebook messages