things that make me want to punch you in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

putting QR codes on your website

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

bluetooth douche bags



denying climate change


not following through with things you commit to

hurting my friends

not thinking about others around you


adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punching me in the face

hitch balls

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

being a douchebag


having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


asking me to put a QR code on your website

telemarketing calls

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not taking responsibility for your actions


pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

not caring about others around you

using IE6 (or IE8)

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting in front of me in line

unnecessary group facebook messages

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting me off in traffic

disrespecting others

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not listening

playing dumb



taking my stuff

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.



self righteousness

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