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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
homophobia
stupidity
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
denying climate change
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
cheating
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
bluetooth douche bags
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
racism
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not following through with things you commit to
playing dumb
irresponsibility
being a douchebag
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not listening
taking my stuff
lying
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
disrespecting others
calling yourself a “social media expert”
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face
hurting my friends
cutting in front of me in line
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
self righteousness
cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
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littering
not thinking about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
telemarketing calls
being rude
stealing
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not taking responsibility for your actions
not caring about others around you
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages