those auto generated horoscope tweets
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lying
using IE6 (or IE8)
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
disrespecting others
unnecessary group facebook messages
self righteousness
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not caring about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
homophobia
hitch balls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting in front of me in line
playing dumb
cheating
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not thinking about others around you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
punching me in the face
not listening
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
racism
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
bros
auto DM’s
denying climate change
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not following through with things you commit to
being a douchebag
telemarketing calls
stupidity
littering
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being rude
bluetooth douche bags
taking my stuff
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
trump
cutting me off in traffic
putting QR codes on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
irresponsibility
hurting my friends
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram