irresponsibility
lying
stupidity
cutting me off in traffic
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
disrespecting others
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting in front of me in line
cheating
trump
bluetooth douche bags
racism
hitch balls
unnecessary group facebook messages
punching me in the face
putting QR codes on your website
not listening
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
denying climate change
being a douchebag
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Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
homophobia
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
playing dumb
self righteousness
not following through with things you commit to
being rude
taking my stuff
littering
telemarketing calls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stealing
not caring about others around you
bros
auto DM’s
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
those auto generated horoscope tweets
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using IE6 (or IE8)
not thinking about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
hurting my friends
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.