things that make me want to punch you in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

telemarketing calls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you



having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car


not listening

not taking responsibility for your actions

disrespecting others

being a douchebag

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

auto DM’s

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)



denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line

not following through with things you commit to


taking my stuff

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

punching me in the face

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

using IE6 (or IE8)

bluetooth douche bags

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cutting me off in traffic

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming


putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

hurting my friends

playing dumb

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog




adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

self righteousness

unnecessary group facebook messages

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

hitch balls

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not thinking about others around you

being rude

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you


asking me to put a QR code on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying