adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting in front of me in line
hurting my friends
hitch balls
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bluetooth douche bags
using IE6 (or IE8)
not listening
stealing
not following through with things you commit to
trump
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
being rude
telemarketing calls
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
racism
littering
stupidity
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bros
taking my stuff
cutting me off in traffic
auto DM’s
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
punching me in the face
cheating
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not caring about others around you
irresponsibility
calling yourself a “social media expert”
being a douchebag
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
unnecessary group facebook messages
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
self righteousness
lying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
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homophobia
playing dumb
disrespecting others
denying climate change
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
putting QR codes on your website