using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
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calling yourself a “social media expert”
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
telemarketing calls
lying
bros
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
trump
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
playing dumb
taking my stuff
self righteousness
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
denying climate change
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stealing
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
auto DM’s
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
using IE6 (or IE8)
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
disrespecting others
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
irresponsibility
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
punching me in the face
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hurting my friends
stupidity
being rude
bluetooth douche bags
littering
cutting in front of me in line
not thinking about others around you
hitch balls
cheating
unnecessary group facebook messages
not caring about others around you
homophobia
racism
cutting me off in traffic
being a douchebag