things that make me want to punch you in the face


using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

denying climate change


hurting my friends

auto DM’s

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

using IE6 (or IE8)

telemarketing calls




being a douchebag

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not following through with things you commit to

calling yourself a “social media expert”

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.


sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

self righteousness

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car


sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting me off in traffic

bluetooth douche bags


asking me to put a QR code on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

taking my stuff

cutting in front of me in line


punching me in the face

playing dumb

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

hitch balls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

disrespecting others

putting QR codes on your website

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not thinking about others around you

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening


checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

being rude

not caring about others around you


not taking responsibility for your actions

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