things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

asking me to put a QR code on your website


driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying



checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

denying climate change

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)


not thinking about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

taking my stuff

calling yourself a “social media expert”


not taking responsibility for your actions

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using IE6 (or IE8)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not caring about others around you


leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

self righteousness

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

hurting my friends

disrespecting others

not following through with things you commit to

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car



adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items


bluetooth douche bags

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

unnecessary group facebook messages

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

putting QR codes on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.


being rude

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

cutting me off in traffic


punching me in the face

being a douchebag

auto DM’s

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around


not listening

cutting in front of me in line

playing dumb

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