not taking responsibility for your actions
self righteousness
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
being rude
not thinking about others around you
not listening
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
littering
unnecessary group facebook messages
bluetooth douche bags
bros
stealing
irresponsibility
being a douchebag
cutting me off in traffic
racism
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hurting my friends
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
taking my stuff
punching me in the face
not following through with things you commit to
not caring about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
stupidity
telemarketing calls
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
auto DM’s
disrespecting others
asking me to put a QR code on your website
.
calling yourself a “social media expert”
homophobia
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
lying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cheating
playing dumb
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
trump