things that make me want to punch you in the face

irresponsibility

disrespecting others

littering

auto DM's

being rude

using IE6

those auto generated horoscope tweets

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stupidity

not following through with things

cutting me off in traffic

playing dumb

self righteousness

racism

punching me in the face

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

lying

taking my stuff

hurting my friends

not caring about others around you

laziness

sending emails filled with "u" "ur" "lol" "def" "lmao" etc.

not thinking about others around you

calling yourself a "social media expert"

homophobia

not listening

pretending to listen, but instead you're really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

bluetooth douche bags

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having those tacky "balls" hanging from your hitch

being a douche bag

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cheating

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media

laziness

denying global warming / climate change

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting in front of me in line