cheating
denying climate change
hurting my friends
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting me off in traffic
auto DM’s
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
lying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stupidity
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
disrespecting others
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
taking my stuff
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
littering
bros
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not caring about others around you
telemarketing calls
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not following through with things you commit to
being rude
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being a douchebag
homophobia
not thinking about others around you
racism
punching me in the face
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not listening
cutting in front of me in line
irresponsibility
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
self righteousness
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting QR codes on your website
stealing
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
trump
unnecessary group facebook messages
bluetooth douche bags
hitch balls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not taking responsibility for your actions
using IE6 (or IE8)
playing dumb