things that make me want to punch you in the face

being a douchebag

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around


self righteousness

unnecessary group facebook messages

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

calling yourself a “social media expert”

punching me in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

auto DM’s

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group



bluetooth douche bags

cutting me off in traffic

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

using IE6 (or IE8)



having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements


not taking responsibility for your actions

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

taking my stuff


asking me to put a QR code on your website


#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

playing dumb

hurting my friends


putting QR codes on your website


not caring about others around you


not thinking about others around you


Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

telemarketing calls

not listening

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

not following through with things you commit to

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park